I’ve missed you all since I haven’t been around too much lately! I’ve got some down time now so I figured I’d update you all.
I was in Denver last week visiting some friends… soo awesome (except the part where my friend used my body lotion to jerk off)… He really didn’t need to tell me that lmao.
But anyways, weed is pretty much legal in Denver. It’s insane. I consider Denver the Amsterdam of America. You could walk down the streets past police officers smoking joints and NO ONE cared at all. I guess they have bigger fish to fry. It’s almost 100 percent decriminalized there.
On 420 (for all of you stoners who know what I’m talking about) we bought an array of different types of edibles… marijuana cookies, tootsie rolls and even gum! Then we went to this cannabis festival where there were literally 50,000 people all smoking. It was pretty amazing. I never thought I’d see that day lol. They had soooo much food too. Some big shot marijuana activist was giving speeches and there was a countdown to 4:20… (felt like NYE lol) and at 4:20 every single person took a hit of their joint of whatever they happened to be smoking. It was pretty ridiculous. Quite the experience lol.
So after that, I headed to Florida… and here I am.
I just got back from laying out at the pool. Boy, being in the sun makes you super tired!
I’m glad I made it here though. When I was going through security, one of the guards pulled me aside and I was totally confused and he goes through my purse and pulls out what looks exactly like a gun… It was actually a lighter that my friend left in my purse that I had no idea was even there. Thank god he let me go lol. I was like “I swear. It’s just a lighter… Pull the trigger and you’ll see!” So the guard actually pulls the trigger (wtf lol) and of course nothing happened haha…
Then I finally land safely in Florida and you know how whenever you arrive at the airport there are people holding signs with travelers last name’s on them so they can chauffeur them or whatever? Well I start dying laughing because this middle aged very professional looking woman was at the bottom of the escalator holding up a sign that said “Cock” ahahaha… Apparently some unlucky person has Cock as their last name!! Sucks to be them! lmao, but at least I got some good haha’s out of that one.
So what else?
I did some really awful karaoke to Tom Petty’s “American Girl”… Seriously, I suck. I think it was pro night at the karaoke bar because everyone was amaaaazing!! haha.
I’m so sleepy though! I’m gonna take a little nap and then I’m going to meet up with the gorgeous Janessa Brazil… We’re gonna have some fun on the town tonight. Can’t wait!!
I’ll let you all know how that goes
I’ll be back next week!! LOVE to you all!! xoxoxo!!!!
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